【急募】マッチングアプリの会話のネタ | セフレまとめ 出会い系・マッチングアプリ攻略

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【急募】マッチングアプリの会話のネタ

1: セフレまとめ 2022/05/03(火) 23:46:18.79 ID:0Mzps/wEM
当たり障りのないことばっかや

5: セフレまとめ 2022/05/03(火) 23:46:54.78 ID:12piZ0meM
ワイは初手エッチしよ?で行ってる
6: セフレまとめ 2022/05/03(火) 23:47:22.88 ID:0Mzps/wEM
>>5
嘘松
10: セフレまとめ 2022/05/03(火) 23:47:43.99 ID:ezkBXtzk0
>>6
案外そうでもないで
11: セフレまとめ 2022/05/03(火) 23:47:51.57 ID:12piZ0meM
>>6
パパ活メインやからそれが手っ取り早い
7: セフレまとめ 2022/05/03(火) 23:47:29.78 ID:++n69/o50
意外とストレートな下ネタが受けたりする
18: セフレまとめ 2022/05/03(火) 23:49:49.29 ID:sZkMv9rD0
>>7
それイケメンかどうかやろ
15: セフレまとめ 2022/05/03(火) 23:49:05.73 ID:sZkMv9rD0
マッチングアプリで知り合って仲良くなった子を軽い登山に連れて行くことになったんだが、「暑いから着替え持ってきて」って行ったら
「持って行くね」って返信があったんよ
これヤレるやな?
22: セフレまとめ 2022/05/03(火) 23:50:47.60 ID:kz+NJXQ9a
>>15
ワイ「ラーメンひとつ」
店員「ラーメンご用意します」

これでやれるんか?お?

26: セフレまとめ 2022/05/03(火) 23:51:14.64 ID:sZkMv9rD0
>>22
着替える場所なんてホテル行かな無いやん
21: セフレまとめ 2022/05/03(火) 23:50:21.02 ID:05Kk8q3+0
女性に対する興味のなさが浮き彫りになるよな
やっぱワイらが求めてるのは女体なんや
24: セフレまとめ 2022/05/03(火) 23:50:54.23 ID:0Mzps/wEM
>>21
まあな
当たり障りのない話ほんま苦痛やねん
これなら金払って風俗のがええやんってなる
23: セフレまとめ 2022/05/03(火) 23:50:51.41 ID:bt6NXOd00
マッチングアプリは数打つしかないで
32: セフレまとめ 2022/05/03(火) 23:52:57.73 ID:I/vFkjwP0
何を目的にマッチングしたんや? エッチ?
33: セフレまとめ 2022/05/03(火) 23:53:23.36 ID:v8nVgvJL0
6個下の彼女出来ました マジで嬉しいわ
35: セフレまとめ 2022/05/03(火) 23:56:32.99 ID:QP4uoU67a
君可愛いね!どこ住みなん?エッチしよ♡
45: セフレまとめ 2022/05/04(水) 00:00:16.74 ID:nNUTS60Ia
ワイ、女の名前を間違える痛恨のミス

もう終わりか?
no title

87: セフレまとめ 2022/05/04(水) 00:21:35.32 ID:XQFWvACD0
>>45
終わりや
46: セフレまとめ 2022/05/04(水) 00:01:15.70 ID:T0MShmoR0
お前ら自分の写真どうしてんの?
自撮りしかないんだが
48: セフレまとめ 2022/05/04(水) 00:02:09.29 ID:fV2Op4IS0
>>46
そんなの前彼女ととった旅行写真や取ってもらった写真をつかうにきまっとるやろ
47: セフレまとめ 2022/05/04(水) 00:01:28.47 ID:fV2Op4IS0
国内旅行とカフェめぐりと映画を勉強しとけや!
50: セフレまとめ 2022/05/04(水) 00:04:29.96 ID:4ASoY/C30
彼女できたけどマンネリきついわ
みんなどう対処してるんやもう半年や
53: セフレまとめ 2022/05/04(水) 00:06:51.72 ID:ueVdpMi10
好きなもんの話広げて興味なくても聞いたれ
59: セフレまとめ 2022/05/04(水) 00:11:08.97 ID:UCpJEQ1P0
マッチありがとうございます😊
〇〇といいます。よろしくお願いします🤲

△△良いですね!××さんのおすすめは何ですか??

61: セフレまとめ 2022/05/04(水) 00:14:13.27 ID:LAlI0XEw0
アプリって真面目に恋愛しようとしてる男と女おるん?
62: セフレまとめ 2022/05/04(水) 00:15:00.36 ID:g/uEA0FFa
>>61
ワイは今度結婚するぞ
63: セフレまとめ 2022/05/04(水) 00:15:00.48 ID:fV2Op4IS0
>>61
ワイ結婚までしたでー
64: セフレまとめ 2022/05/04(水) 00:15:18.13 ID:qExv8B6D0
>>61
恋愛というか女はほぼ婚活目的ちゃうの?
67: セフレまとめ 2022/05/04(水) 00:15:45.00 ID:qExv8B6D0
結婚とか無しでエッチできるアプリないん?
出会い系みたいな
70: セフレまとめ 2022/05/04(水) 00:16:27.18 ID:TWuS3/bHa
>>67
ティンダーがまさにそれやん
81: セフレまとめ 2022/05/04(水) 00:19:40.20 ID:TWuS3/bHa
J民はどんな写真をプロフィールに使ってるか教えて欲しい
ベストな写真じゃないと自分の顔が悪いのか写真が悪いのか判断つかんわ
84: セフレまとめ 2022/05/04(水) 00:20:27.94 ID:nNUTS60Ia
>>81
ワイはこんなん

no title

86: セフレまとめ 2022/05/04(水) 00:21:34.55 ID:TWuS3/bHa
>>84
ありがとう!
思ったんだが写真遠すぎて顔見えなくね?
94: セフレまとめ 2022/05/04(水) 00:23:58.12 ID:fV2Op4IS0
>>86
顔はっきり写りすぎて切られるより、会ってみたらイケメンかも?
って思われる方がよくね。顔に自身があるならアップでいいけど
97: セフレまとめ 2022/05/04(水) 00:25:17.59 ID:TWuS3/bHa
>>94
確かにそうかも
逆転の発想やな
99: セフレまとめ 2022/05/04(水) 00:25:41.39 ID:mx+bh9oP0
ルフィみたいに「うるせぇ!!やろう!!!!」と言えたら楽なんだがな
110: セフレまとめ 2022/05/04(水) 00:31:07.51 ID:bU4OcATF0
普通にタメ口聞いてくる女は楽やで
高卒の癖に変に敬語の女は駄目やね
112: セフレまとめ 2022/05/04(水) 00:32:12.76 ID:QfU2Qs0Z0
マッチングアプリで付き合って1年半経った俺が言うけどとりあえず好きな酒の話しとけば間違いない
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